ESTABLISHED MAY 16, 2026
COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
The satirical response to a nation that calls its youth parasites. We are the voice of the lazy, the unemployed, and the chronically online.
Register as a CockroachThe 5-Point Manifesto
OUR DEMANDS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE (UNLESS WE GET SLEEPY)
No Post-Retirement Rewards
No Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a reward for retirement. The judiciary must remain independent of the executive.
Voting Rights Protection
If any legitimate vote is deleted, the Chief Election Commissioner shall be held accountable. Taking away voting rights is an act of institutional terrorism.
50% Women Reservation
True equality means 50% reservation in Parliament and Cabinet positions, without increasing the total strength of the house.
Media Decolonization
Cancel licenses of media houses owned by Adani/Ambani. Investigate the bank accounts of "Godi Media" anchors to restore independent journalism.
Anti-Defection Lock
Any MLA or MP who defects from their party shall be barred from contesting elections or holding public office for 20 years.
Eligibility Criteria
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PARASITE?
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Unemployed
BY FORCE, CHOICE, OR PRINCIPLE -
Lazy
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY ONLY -
Chronically Online
11+ HOURS DAILY -
Professional Ranter
SHARP & HONEST CONTENT
"I see them as the pillars of a developed India."
— Chief Justice Surya Kant (After the backlash)
We don't want to be pillars. We want to be heard. We are the cockroaches that will survive the political nuclear winter.